Miley Cyris Suffering from Severe Candida Infection
by Tim Ritter
Well-known twerker-entertainer Miley Cyris finally revealed in a public forum her reason for sticking her tongue out in all of her photos. As it turns out, Miley is suffering from severe thrush, a form of tongue fungus, often associated with systemic candida infections as one of many symptoms. Other symptoms may include fingernail and toe fungus with athlete’s foot, vaginal issues, and even psychiatric issues including but not limited to drastic haircuts and the need to be near-naked as often as possible.
Sticking her tongue out as been more than just a subtle cry for help. Miley is actively seeking relief and remedy, and is currently on a raw food with turpentine and sugar protocol. However, side effects can be like a wreaking ball, causing fashion mis-steps, ill-fitting underwear, and public embarrassment.
If you would like to help Miley, please contact her directly at <HelpHannaMontana@itchy.com>. Proceeds will be used to help Miley afford more clothes, along with the necessary step of wiring her mouth shut for an undetermined time.
Billy Ray Cyris could be reached for comment. But we didn’t care what he had to say.
Copyright Tim Ritter
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