Happy Drunk Dad’s Day:

My entire family went on a wine tasting tour via limo yesterday in and around the Finger Lakes region of beautiful upstate New York.

Not only were they tasting wines at the six different wineries we visited, but apparently some of the bunch (the crazy uncle of course) decided to pack along some extra beverages in the limo itself, all bases covered: beer, wine coolers and whiskey to boot.

My goodness.

I was of course the “DD,” designated driver.

Even though I wasn’t driving at all.

😉

I brought my spring water in my usual glass water bottle (a bottle I will reference soon in a post or video).

I also did a Bring-Your-Own snack with some fruit and a healthy-ER sweet potato chip snack for passing around.

The weather was a warm and sunny 85 degrees F.

By the time we reached the last winery, everyone…including strangers…were all waking in quite drunk.

Three strangers approached me and struck up conversation.

One of them was fairly unintelligible.

But entertaining.

And on the way home from there, I sat next to my cousin’s girlfriend in the limo…

She fell asleep.

Then awoke five minutes later and vomited.

On me.

I hope your Father’s Day was vomit-free.